Saturday, December 8, 2007

Sex...and our zodiac signs

SCORPIO - THE VIRGIN(10/23-11/21)Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. ONE OF A KIND.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. The best sexual partners in the zodiac. Are the most attractive people on earth!

Has anyone noticed that my blogs tend to sway toward the "sexual" side????
Could that be because I'm an erotic romance author?
Or, do I just have a perverted mind?
OR>>>> do I just like talking about sex??
Hell if I know...but here we are again.I happen to be a scorpio.I always get tickled when I read captions like the one above...cause I swear, it's really true!!

I fight for what I want, won't go down without a battle, and I'll be damned if I won't have the LAST WORD!!!I'm stubborn as hell, feisty (yeah...that tiger everyone craves to tame...lol), and have those "evil" eyes when I'm pissed...you know the ones...just stares, let's everyone know I'm pissed, and don't have to open my mouth!! lol

Yet, I think I'm very easy to get along with, will help anyone, anywhere, anytime...for any reason.However, that's not totally true...to an extent.You get those people who are always boo-hooing because of this or that, over stupid little things, and I can feel the gears start going in my head..."Shut the fuck up, won't you? Sheesh, if you're THAT miserble...CHANGE IT!"

Yet, most of the time, I just smile that sweet smile, and do all kind of eye-rolling in my mind. So, does that mean the theory of Scorpio is true, or is that just MY personality??How do you really know the rest is true?

For instance...the best kisser?It takes 2 to kiss (and for those who are still french-kissing their arms, you do NOT count!!)...so, who's to say you are a good kisser?Do the scorpio's go out, grab the worst kissers, and make them better kissers?
Or, were you really a bad kisser, and someone else MADE you a good kisser?
Dunno...but how did anyone come up with Scorio's were good kissers?
What other zodiac signs came up with this conclusion, and how do they know, if they themselves are bad kissers?

I mean, come on...we've all had horrible kisses, right? So, if you kiss a bad kisser, it means both of you were sharing a pathetic kiss...who can tell who would have been the better kisser????

And, if another Scorpio makes someone else a great kisser, wouldn't that make a lot of other people, non-scorio's, good kissers???...meaning, they should have "good kisser" tagged on their zodiac signs??

Best sexual partners in the zodiac. WOOHOO>>> Love that one!!!
But again, how do they KNOW this???

Best question out of all of this...what kind of fireworks would explode the universe (or the bedroom??? lolol) if 2 Scorpio's got together?
Who would win every fight?
Who would get the last word?
Who would be the better kisser?
Which one would really be the better lover?
Or, would the fights just be sooooooo freaking atomic, that there would be nothing else left to do but slam each other against the wall until there were NO WORDS left to scream????

I happen to live with a Scorpio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She's bigger than me...and a LOT stronger!
Those walls aren't so hard....
Larkin

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